So Much Swagger, I Give Up!

May 4, 2008

Recently, we here at 20k have been accused of thieving from other blogs to provide the hot shit for out blog; namely kanye west’s blog Fuck that shit! We the hottest blog on the planet and if any other blogs even get their little cookies on any of our 20,000 macbooks or pcs (mostly macs cuz theyre hotter) they should just thank whatever deity they fucking wit because they finally made it! And plus Kanye’s blog is whack.

But I digress.

So i was on Kanye’s blog a while back and I witnessed the most powerful expression of swag I’ve ever seen (outside of our 20,000 that perpetually radiate ridiculous levels of swag, braggadocio, style, flavor, funk, hot-as-fuck-ness…etc.) In response to some less than favorable reviews of his new tour, Kanye whil’d out:

Yo, anybody that’s not a fan; don’t come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya’ll two cents in? Ya’ll rated my album shitty and now ya’ll come to the show and give it a B+. What’s a B+ mean? I’m an extremist. It’s either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn’t dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can’t have fun and lose yourself at this tour it’s a good chance you’re a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don’t know shit about passion and art. You’ll never gain credibility at this rate. You’re fucking trash! I make art. You can’t rate this. I’m a real person. I’m not a pop star. I don’t care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you’re not invited and if you see me…BOW!! This is not pop, it’s pop art!

Albeit the arrogance that Kanye is often criticized for is there, but it is laced with the hilarity and truth I personally find endearing. I give up hating on this man and his little blog he has running over there. I in fact like it. This is not to say we aren’t iller in every way and that our subject matter doesn’t far surpass his. Simply, his blog, his tour, his last album don’t completely suck.
And in the same vein as his post, Fuck all the 20kmoneymakingbloggersonthecorner haters!!! Theres way too many letters in our web address to come across us and not already be on our dick. If you don’t like a post you’re stupid…
go kill yourself because you ain’t ever gon ‘ be nothing!

This is not pop, it’s not pop art, it’s the Corner baby… and we ain’t going no where!!! HAHA

The Next Level

May 3, 2008

I don’t even remember his name but…

May 2, 2008


he locked up. And once again this isn’t a celebrity gossip blog, and theres way more important and entertaining stories out there [ Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey's alleged marriage, Beyonce's pregnancy, Karl Malone conceiving a child way back when he was 18 and the girl was 13], but seeing Gary Dourdan’s mugshot tonight really made me smile. Thank you [somewhat racist] drug possession laws.

Lesbos Sue Gays

April 30, 2008

Ron: Lesbians are suing the gays?
Ike: What? Like, themselves, or just gay men?
Ron: No, no, I mean the people of Lesbos. The Greek Island. They’re
suing gays.
Ike: Ok… as in a few gay people in Greece, a particular
homosexual organization or like… the entire international gay community…?
Ron: Well not the ENTIRE gay community. Just the chicks.

That conversation really happened. Now we don’t fancy ourselves to be a news service here at 20K, but this was just too good to ignore. Lesbos, coincidentially (or not so much) an island famous for birthing the poet Sappho who rapped about nothing else but liking girls who like girls who like girls, is finally tired of being associated with same-sex relations. As one male Lesbian complains, “My sister can’t say she is a Lesbian. Our geographical designation has been usurped by certain ladies who have no connection whatsoever with Lesbos.”

The article is filled with gems like, “The word lesbian has only been linked with gay women in the past few decades but we have been Lesbians for thousands of years” and “But even if we assume Sappho was [gay], how can 250,000 people of Lesbian descent — including women — be considered homosexual?”

lolcatz.

Check the article out here.

20,000 Crack Commandments

April 30, 2008

Hammurabi was the first to write it down. Moses made the shit real simple. Barney Stinson aka Neil Patrick Harris aka Doogie Howser, M.D. perfected it. My money-making brothers, I give you The Bro Code.

Contained within its musky leather binding are all the rules a brother must live by, lest he be labelled a mark-ass trick, or even worse, a trick-ass mark.

Some highlights include:

BC26: “A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his bro to the existence of a girl fight.”

BC89: “A Bro may never pursue the hot mom of a fellow Bro. A Bro may hook up with a Bro’s hot step-mom if said MILF initiates the hook-up or is wearing at least one article of leopard-print clothing.”

The Psalm of the Bros
BC59: “1 Bro makes a solo attack
A 2nd Bro makes a crutch
The 3rd Bro rounds out the pack
The 4th Bro is one bro too many”

And of course, the Golden Bro Code

“Bros over Hoes.”

Of course, the Bro Code is a living document. What other rules should us money-making bros follow? Leave them as comments.

Oh and if you want to read corollaries to the Bro Code, visit

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_met_your_mother/community/barney_blog/index.php

Madonna again (just cuz)

April 30, 2008

She’s about to be 50 and i’d still smash, going on her 11th studio album and she still hot, moved to England and she still what American pop is about…

This is a lil sample of the album, a track called “A Mile Away”. (This is the remix with some random dude. He had a lisp and I feel like thats what the track was missing.)

dl link

Happy Birthday!!!

April 28, 2008

To 20K Money Making Brother Andre!! That’s 1K for every year you’ve been on this Earth my man. Much love.

Pics from his BDay party this weekend:


Happy Birthday, cuzzo!

Madonna, Skateboard, and Yeezy? Crack…

April 28, 2008


Ok, well maybe not quite crack… But a really good bong rip. Or at least 2 or 3 energy drinks back to back.

Link to the song

And why have we been posting so many MP3s and videos lately? Eww. Eww at us!

You guys wanna hear about Spring Fling. Pics and a recap soon! I promise.

Why is Jay-Z Dissing Deshawn Stevenson…

April 28, 2008

over tracks? This is silly…

Linkskies for the dl

"Sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit"

April 27, 2008

Shout out to The Todd/Sam for this one.

“I called her a bitch right in front of her tits!”

Pimp.It.


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